28.1.09

Can i have a safety pin for the gap in the sofa?

A drunk S comes into room number 110 at Silver Sands in Goa and says- "Can I have a safety pin for the gap in the sofa."

R- "Why do you need a safety pin for the gap in the sofa?"

S- "Because Mrs. Perreira (an imaginary lady conjured up by R as living in the house visible from our room. She was supposed to be a widow in an illegitimate replationship with her landlord.) can see my butt through the gap in the window."

R- "But how is the gap in the window related to the gap in the sofa?"

S- "Because Mrs. Perreira can see my butt through the gap in the window."

R- "But S****, how is the gap in the window related to the gap in the sofa?"

S- "Because Mrs. Perreira can see my butt."

R(gets up and shouts)- "BUT HOW THE HELL IS THE GAP IN THE WINDOW RELATED TO THE GAP IN THE SOFA?!?!"

A 2 minute pregnant pause....

S- "Oh! Are you talking about the the gap in the sofa?"